I might say something about my passion for football, my love of guns, and my incessant need to yell at the no good liberals on the TV. Ok, well I can't back that up, I mean how would I even know to use a word like "incessant" anyway?
I'm a rather eccentric young man, bent on finding good gyoza. I was born a Pisces and have spent all of my life trying to deal with this fact. It's too bad they don't have support groups for this sort of thing.
In all seriousness I do enjoy writing stuff down. I've been known to pen a few witty essays and even a poem or two. I make music when I'm not being silly and eating. I play drums....some percussion. I've even been experimenting with electronic music lately. Impressions are also a strong part of my limited theatrical capabilities. I do a rather charming Christopher Walken. But you don't care. Hey I'm a creative genius, what can I say I mean just look at this site!
Now don't even begin to ask me what kind of music I like because I had to dedicate an entire page to listing all of the CD's I love this week. It changes all the time, but don't bother checking back because I'll probably never update this site.
I have also been known to take photographs, draw things....maybe even paint things. I once painted my den! I'm a great lover of history and folklore....mythology too! In that vain I have vainly went in search of local ghosts and also some unknown historical sites. There are probably pages on here somewhere that will include my findings as well as some photos and whatever else I decide to put up here. But don't hold your breath too long, or you may end up on one of my ghost tours.
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What a job!
Yeah, I'll say. Who couldn't love having crabby people make you get them extra lemons for their water every three minutes?
School is sort of fun for me. Majoring in Humanities. (In case you don't know that means I study everything relating to human endeavors.) I admit it. I like school. Yes, can you believe it? Just a few more months left until I transfer to a real school again. "Patience, Monty.....climb the ladder..."
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Favorites
Here's a list of some of my favorite movies: (I love templates, they are so American. They take all the thinking out of life and leave me just to deal with the half-truths they throw at me. Kind of like Fox News, only slightly less inflamatory)
Death to Smoochy, Amadeus, About Schmidt, Quills, Mallrats, Dogma, Midnight Run, Last Temptation of Christ, Star Wars, Blues Brothers, any Mel Brooks or Monty Python film, Pink Floyd The Wall, Fantasia, Illuminata, Dazed and Confused, South Park, Sleepy Hollow, and any film that includes humor which tears the shit out of the stupid society in which I live, or include stereotypical Nazis that say funny lines like, "you vill come wiz us."
Here's a list of some of my favorite music: Oh I'm afraid I'll need a page for that....
On TV.....
Well.....I tend to watch the Hitler Channel. Well, the History Channel. But it seems as though Hitler is 70% of the programming, so one is left to muse about that little H on the bottom of the screen. What does it REALLY stand for? Oh wait, even better than that....my TV identifies the codec from the station as "THC" Now that should make you smile!
I watch Seinfeld. Simpsons. Malcom in the Middle. Can't get enough reruns of Archie Bunker or the Jeffersons. Cops is cool too. But my all time favorite programming is Fox News. Unfair and Biased! The network I love to hate!
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