Daunting task indeed. I mean where to start? World Music? Jeez, which part of the world do I start with? Orchestral and Classical? Heck, I am such a fucking nerd that I only consider music to be classical if it was composed during the Classical Period! (1750-1800)
And that goes without saying the difference between Rococo and straight Classical....even the early Romantic.
Then what about the Romantic? That just leads one to think about other things that came out of that. There were the great nationalist composers. Then the Impressionists. ACH!
Then you say....well what about American popular music? Yeah right....that goes from Ragtime to Trip-Hop. Am I supposed to just tell you in a few sentences what I like?
Yeah, what about that jazz? Oh you mean Be-Bop? Swing? Cool? Fusion? Latin Jazz? Hard-Bop? I can name artists i like in each of those categories. I could probably even write a short page on some of them. ACH!
Rock and Roll? Ah yeah....well that ranges from Chuck Berry to more avant-garde styles.
So what about the Avant Garde? That's a term that can apply to any genre or style...or even period! What the fuck?? Kronos Quartet?
It's hard being a music nerd. It truly truly is. You have no idea.
When you ask most people what they like, they just say, "all kinds."
I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE ARE LYING!
How? Because I then say, "oh who is your favorite polka artist?"
I am met with odd stares, and then the obligatory, "I don't like polka."
"You told me you like everything."
"Well not polka."
"Liar!"