If I'm Not Religious, Can A Camera Still Take My Soul?

If I'm Not Religious, Can A Camera Still Take My Soul?

Probably not....I mean James Brown is the Godfather of Soul and he's had his picture taken quite a few times.

Here are pictures of me. Some poor unfortunates also found their way into these shots, too. No animals were harmed in the making of these strange and sometimes shocking depictions of everyday American life.

Ozzy!

This guy is the Prince of Fucking Darkness. Could I help but make that face and do that stupid hand gesture? Of course not. Could you?

12/31/02

A good shot taken on a digital....dig the funky den!

My Real Hair....No Lie!

This was Halloween a few years back. I'm not sure whether I was Barry or Levon. My friend, not pictured here shared the costume with me and also worked the hairspray, pick, and blowdryer that led to such an amazing display of jewfro. The girl pictured is an evil, evil ex.....so evil in fact that I hear her tantrums are still hanging in the air somewhere above Camden.

Oh yes.....you too can have long hair at seventeen. Along with some very good beer you purchased with a fake ID. I would have stayed up listening to Queen only I prefered Pink Floyd back then.

Another digicam from 12/31/2002...great angle, pretty colors. Thank heavens for art girls!

Here lies a sleeping Celt. Love this picture. Self taken even!

getting older

Eh...Guess I Couldn't Pee In A Cup Back Then...

Here is 2001. 4/20/2001 to be exact. The rest is left up to you.

Well I just wanted to see how long I could grow that goatee before I started looking ridiculous. Why didn't anyone tell me that I looked ridiculous long before I even started?

This is a yellow pages ad for our law firm. Contact Gruber and Lundley if you're in need of consultation. We handle all cases. Probate, divorce, Muppet attack, acts of gods....any gods except gods of of the sea. We simply don't have that in our contract because our bonding and insurance ran out before Neptune could sign the proper waivers. That guy is always late for something. Laziest god ever, let me tell ya.

Rueben Sandwich? Of course it is. And I LOVE FOOD

This is a real sleep picture. Long trip=sleepy boy.

I was stylin' even as a baby. And dig the funky blue velour couch! What I wouldn't do to still have that couch here!