So here are the polish Jokes. I hope nobody is offended by these...
Why are there no Gynecologists in Poland? Because they don't know how to read lips . (1)
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What's the most useless thing on a Polish woman's body? A Polish man. (2)
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Why do they paint garbage cans orange in Poland? So they think they are eating in Howard Johnson's. (3)
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How do you ruin a Polish party? Flush the punch bowl. (4)
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What do you get when you cross a Polack and a Chicano? A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence. (5)
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Why don't they use the 911 system in Poland? Because they can't find 11 on their phones. (6)
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What do Polish women do when they're done sucking a cock? They spit out the feathers. (7)
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Why don't Polack's eat M&M's? They have a hard time peeling them . (8)
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Why are all sports played on artificial turf in Poland? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing. (9)
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Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic? It has a year long waiting list. (10)
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Did you hear how the Polish hockey team drown? Spring training. (11)
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How do you break a Poles fingers? Hit him in the nose . (12)
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Did you hear about the Pole that went out and bought 4 snow tires? They melted. (13)
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Did you hear about the Pole that lost $50 on the football game? $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay. (14)
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What's green and flies over Poland? Peter Panski. (15)
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What do you call a Pole with 1500 girlfriends? A shepherd . (16)
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What happens when a Pole doesn't pay his garbage bill? They stop delivering. (17)
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What did the Pole do before going to the cock fight? Greased his zipper . (18)
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What do you get when you cross a Pole and a monkey? Nothing, a monkey is too smart to screw a Pollack. (19)
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Did you hear about the Polish lesbian? She loved men. (20)
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How do you get a one armed Pole out of a tree? Wave to him . (21)
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Did you hear that the government of Poland bought 20,000 septic tanks? As soon as they learn how to drive them, they are going to invade Russia. (22)
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Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? It hurts too much to boil the nipples. (23)
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What is the capital of Poland? About $1.50. (24)
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The Russians dropped an Atom Bomb on Poland and reports indicated that it caused about $12.50 of damage. (25)
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When asked what kotex is, the Pole replied that it is a radio station in Dallas. (26)
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His brother figured that anus was a Latin word depicting a period of time. (27)
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He also thought that a clitoris is a type of flower and pubic hair is a wild rabbit. (28)
Those are all for now. More will come, but for now. No more of this crap. Bye
